Archive for July, 2009

EPIC FAIL.

Only a few things in life deserve an ‘Epic Fail’, this is one of them. . .

Epic Fail

The company picnic on Saturday, the 18th. How can you have #SoberSunday without alcohol on #AllHomoSaturday? EPIC FAIL.

2009
07/10
CATEGORY
#FuqItFriday
#SoberSunday
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#FuqItFriday/#NoHomoFriday

We finally made it to the end of the week, completing a new trend for each day.

#SlackerMonday
#TooSoonTuesday
#ItsSoWeirdWednesday
#ThirstyThursday
#FuqItFriday / #NoHomoFriday
#AllHomoSaturday (still undecided)
#SoberSunday

2009
07/10
CATEGORY
#FuqItFriday
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#ThirstyThursday

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Town Run

Today is #ThirstyThursday, although typically that would mean alcohol, I took it at a different approach and went on a ride through Town Run.

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All Good In The Hood

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Red Bull + Clif Bar

Of course I finish the day off with a good ‘ol Clif Bar + Red Bull (it really does give you wings)

2009
07/09
CATEGORY
#ThirstyThursday
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#It’sSoWeirdWednesday | Awkward People

Wednesday’s Trend is officially #ItsSoWeirdWednesday

I want to dedicate this post  purely to awkward people in certain social situations.  I’m not taking aim at anyone in particular, but would like to rant on a few things I have observed recently.

First of all, don’t be awkward. Just don’t.  I mean I know sometimes you can’t help it but , in the words of the great Ice Cube , “You better check yourself before you wreck yourself”.  Please refrain from any ass grabbing when you give people hugs.  It’s just weird, strange, creeper, and krockenburger-ish…too soon, too soon I take that baq.

In addition to “checking yourself before you wreck yourself” – Don’t get too excited. Some people really can’t control themselves and get way to excited and just fuq everything up for everyone. I’ll admit, I am guilty of this one, but not the following. If someone is play splashing water on you, don’t come around the corner shaking up two sodas because you are TRYING to play baq.

When you are in the car with your friends and everyone brings their iPod, you best know that they came to party. Having the volume at ’2′ is not jamming, raising the volume to ’3′ is still not jamming – JUST TURN IT UP AND PARTY ON

Oh yeah, lets not forget – TURN ON THE DAMN A/C when you are on the highway and especially when you drive like a granny.

Creeping… I don’t even know how to start this off or even want to get into this one. Update later? Maybe

/rant

2009
07/08
CATEGORY
#ItsSoWeirdWednesday
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#TooSoonTuesday

2009
07/07
CATEGORY
#TooSoonTuesday
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#SlackerMonday

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2009
07/06
CATEGORY
#SlackerMonday
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#SoberSunday

Sunday’s trend is officially #SoberSunday

Yesterday, 4th of July was a bit of a disappointment. . .

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. . .only in the Midwest.  Oh well, atleast those who had to work last night will have a chance to see the fireworks tonight.

2009
07/05
CATEGORY
#SoberSunday
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iPhone 3G S Jailbreak

GeoHot just released the iPhone 3G S jailbreak.  DOWNLOAD (currently windoze only)

2009
07/04
CATEGORY
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#AllHomoSaturday?

Soooo I have decided to change #NoHomoFriday to #NoHomoWednesday and making Friday #FuqItFriday. As for today – saturday – I’m not really sure what to call it…

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Anyways, Friday was a great day. No work, waking up late, and tons of events. Woke up in the morning, turned my swag on, answered the phone and said ‘What’s Up?’ – it was my future wifey giving me a wake up call after I slept through a couple sext messages in the AM.  I was also suppose to meet the boys from work for a couple early morning laps at Town Run but a dude was straight snoozin’ from the lack of sleep the whole entire week. Okay, so after the wake up call, I jump in the shower, swagg surfed, and hops in my ride for a quick run.  Let me tell you, coffee at 12pm before lunch is not a good idea but wifey made it extra legit. It seems to make you uber hungry thus making you smash all the chips and a beef quesadilla at PV (puerto vallarta). mmmmm sooo good.  Speaking of food  - wifey and I are currently working on a iPhone app called ‘Date Restaurants’. Basically this app will determine wether or not a restaurant is suitable for a date, its legit.  For dinner, @bdcallahan and I (@alexneil), attempted to smash at Tegry Distro at Trader’s Point – a restaurant that specializes in Sushi and other Asian cusines.  (RANDOM FACT: I do not like seafood.) After being seated, we sat and waited for over 20mins.  None of us wanted to be there and it was feeling a little awkk (awkward); ended up GTFO’s (get the fuq out) and tried to find somewhere else to smash.  Finding another place to eat proved to be a failure and ended up eating leftover Yats and forzen DiGiorno – very classy.  Post-dinner we decided to take @bdcallahan’s dad’s A4 for a spin, its a 5 speed.  Let’s just say were both pretty beastly at driving a manual… Anyways, its almost 3am and I could use some shut eye. Update in the morning.

P.S. that’s hott when a girl can not only beat you from point A to point B – TWICE, but also drive a stick haha.

2009
07/04
CATEGORY
Food
Me
Random
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#NoHomoFriday

>mach zehnder modulator, No Homo Friday, my new thing , anything you do is automatically no homo – get like me!

twitter: #nohomofriday

2009
07/03
CATEGORY
Me
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