#It’sSoWeirdWednesday | Awkward People
I want to dedicate this post purely to awkward people in certain social situations. I’m not taking aim at anyone in particular, but would like to rant on a few things I have observed recently.
First of all, don’t be awkward. Just don’t. I mean I know sometimes you can’t help it but , in the words of the great Ice Cube , “You better check yourself before you wreck yourself”. Please refrain from any ass grabbing when you give people hugs. It’s just weird, strange, creeper, and krockenburger-ish…too soon, too soon I take that baq.
In addition to “checking yourself before you wreck yourself” – Don’t get too excited. Some people really can’t control themselves and get way to excited and just fuq everything up for everyone. I’ll admit, I am guilty of this one, but not the following. If someone is play splashing water on you, don’t come around the corner shaking up two sodas because you are TRYING to play baq.
When you are in the car with your friends and everyone brings their iPod, you best know that they came to party. Having the volume at ’2′ is not jamming, raising the volume to ’3′ is still not jamming – JUST TURN IT UP AND PARTY ON
Oh yeah, lets not forget – TURN ON THE DAMN A/C when you are on the highway and especially when you drive like a granny.
Creeping… I don’t even know how to start this off or even want to get into this one. Update later? Maybe
/rant
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